Sexy Sides vol. 2

Last night was quite the night with a whole lotta talk. Sexy Jams from R.Kelly, The Weeknd, George Michael, and many more. I reviewed the movie Hop and how sick and twisted it is. As well as reviewed this weeks plans such as the 2nd annual Greeley Hump and Dump this wednesday 4/20/2011, and the suicidal orgy at St. Dixnmouth church this sunday 4/24/2011 which is Easter. 

Something I couldn't get into last night due to time restraints was Popular Mechanics 100 skills needed to require man hood, that aren't sex related. See below to acquire the skills. I have so far conquored 94 of these skills and am feeling very good about myself. Let me know about your quest to manhood.

If you don't care about a particular item on the list just replace with something you find to be just as manly.

For example: Pruning bushes and small trees, instead master the skill of creating a steak shake in the blender.

Heres the list

Automotive

1. Handle a blowout

2. Drive in snow

3. Check trouble codes

4. Replace fan belt

5. Wax a car

6. Conquer an off-road obstacle

7. Use a stick welder

8. Hitch up a trailer

9. Jump start a car



Handling Emergencies

10. Perform the Heimlich

11. Reverse hypothermia

12. Perform hands-only CPR

13. Escape a sinking car



Home

14. Carve a turkey

15. Use a sewing machine

16. Put out a fire

17. Home brew beer

18. Remove bloodstains from fabric

19. Move heavy stuff

20. Grow food

21. Read an electric meter

22. Shovel the right way

23. Solder wire

24. Tape drywall

25. Split firewood

26. Replace a faucet washer

27. Mix concrete

28. Paint a straight line

29. Use a French knife

30. Prune bushes and small trees

31. Iron a shirt

32. Fix a toilet tank flapper

33. Change a single-pole switch

34. Fell a tree

35. Replace a broken windowpane

36. Set up a ladder, safely

37. Fix a faucet cartridge

38. Sweat copper tubing

39. Change a diaper

40. Grill with charcoal

41. Sew a button on a shirt

42. Fold a flag



Medical Myths

43. Treat frostbite

44. Treat a burn

45. Help a seizure victim

46. Treat a snakebite

47. Remove a tick



Military Know-How

48. Shine shoes

49. Make a drum-tight bed

50. Drop and give the perfect pushup



Outdoors

51. Run rapids in a canoe

52. Hang food in the wild

53. Skipper a boat

54. Shoot straight

55. Tackle steep drops on a mountain bike

56. Escape a rip current



Primitive Skills

57. Build a fire in the wilderness

58. Build a shelter

59. Find potable water



Surviving Extremes

60. Floods

61. Tornados

62. Cold

63. Heat

64. Lightning



Teach Your Kids

65. Cast a line

66. Lend a hand

67. Change a tire

68. Throw a spiral

69. Fly a stunt kite

70. Drive a stick shift

71. Parallel park

72. Tie a bowline

73. Tie a necktie

74. Whittle

75. Ride a bike



Technology

76. Install a graphics card

77. Take the perfect portrait

78. Calibrate HDTV settings

79. Shoot a home movie

80. Ditch your hard drive



Master Key Workshop Tools

81. Drill driver

82. Grease gun

83. Coolant hydrometer

84. Socket wrench

85. Test light

86. Brick trowel

87. Framing hammer

88. Wood chisel

89. Spade bit

90. Circular saw

91. Sledge hammer

92. Hacksaw

93. Torque wrench

94. Air wrench

95. Infrared thermometer

96. Sand blaster

97. Crosscut saw

98. Hand plane

99. Multimeter

100. Feeler gauges